The Call
Don't worry ThinWish... I blew it too. I had Chinese yesterday and I finished my plate. Bad... restaurant portions are so big. I also had some of J's homemade ice cream when I got home and succumbed to the pressure to get fast food. I was afraid to weigh myself this morning.J and I are going to the Ranger's game this weekend. We're meeting up at Hooters and going from there. Tomorrow, we have staff meeting at school. 9-12... ugh. Well, at least they are feeding us.The funniest thing happened last night. My cell phone rings... J answers... and its this redneck on the other end. "Are you DEAN????" He screams into the phone. Not making the connection that the guy is reading my name, Diane, J says its the wrong number and hangs up. 45 minutes later, the guy calls back! "Who the hell is this? I found your number in my wife's purse and I want to know what's going on!" Ha! Remember when I said that J and I went to a strip club. Well, I made friends with one stripper, happened to be a birthmom, and the bartender. Now I know that the bartender wasn't married... but I think the stripper said something about a boyfriend. (That's husband in stripper talk). I passed my number to both of them. But I think the stripper's hubby went through her purse and found mine. In a drunken haze, he read Dean instead of Diane and immediately thought his wife was screwing around on him. LOL! I'm hoping the guy calls today so I can set him straight. I thought that was funny. J said, if the guy called back and he answered, he would say something like, "Ok... so who are you asking for? Do you mean Diane? That's my wife! My wife is out fucking other women again!" LOL! Ladies and gentlemen... I have caused my first jealous husband. Ha Ha....Ok... I really have to work hard today. I want to leave by 4 to go to the game. It starts at 7:05 p.m., but I want to catch dinner first.Weight: Too Scared
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